
Who makes the best pizza in Westfield? Everyone has an opinion, and I want to hear from you.
I've tried many a slice and there's some good pizza in town, but I'm still not sold on a clear top choice. Buona Pizza on South Avenue is on my speed dial and is my delivery and birthday party pizza of choice. I also like Cosimos and Sorrentos. But they are all very doughy, and too filling on carbs and low on the "wow" factor. I also really like the pies at Chrone's Tavern, which is technically Mountainside but is a great dine-in or take-out alternative that is thinner, crispier and tastier than the above. But, they do not deliver and when I moved from 1/4 mile away to 3 miles away it is harder for me to justify picking it up on the way home since I'd have to drive 20 minutes out of my way to do so.
So yesterday at the supermarket, I fulfilled a marketing manager's dream and made a clutch purchase at the checkout counter: I picked up the February 2010 issue of
New Jersey Monthly. They ran a cover feature on "25 Perfect Pizzas." I couldn't wait to rip it open. Sadly, Westfield was not represented on the list; in fact, there was only one pizza joint in all of Union County on this elusive list, and it is Santillos Brick Oven in Elizabeth. I don't know about you, but I am not eagerly going to downtown Elizabeth for pizza, especially when it is described in this issue as "it looks like nobody's home." I want proximity, reliability and, ideally, home delivery. And of course to bring it home safely.
I love pizza in theory, and lived in Manhattan for 12 years eating at all the top spots. Patsy's, Johns, Lombardis, Rays (any & all!). But my favorite pizza EVER, ANYWHERE is Star Tavern in Orange, NJ. When I picked up the NJ Monthly issue I quickly flipped through to make sure this made the top 25 before I purchased it, because to me the inclusion of Star Tavern makes this list credible. Using that logic, the fact that there is no Westfield pizza place on this list means the judges are using a criteria I would use and agree with me that there is no clearly superior pizza in town. Star Tavern is just really incredible pizza: I cried as an adult once when my older brother copped the crust I was saving. This is what I mean by the "wow" factor... That I would save it, that he would steal it, and that I would cry. As an adult. I mean, really! (yes, really!)
So after scouring the articles making sure there wasn't another 908 area code listed, I did happen upon a sidebar article featuring local
NJ celebrities and their top picks. There it was...a Westfield pizza place made it into the magazine. Chris Carlin, a sportscaster, and TV/Radio personality from Scotch Plains, raved about
Brick Oven in Westfield.
Funny, I thought, I've lived here 9 years and I didn't realize Brick Oven had pizza but of course with a name like that it now makes perfect sense. Within 15 hours of reading the article, I placed an order for 1 plain takeout pie and zipped over after gymnastics with 3 ravenous girls (me included) ready to dig in. I was SHOCKED that the pizza was in a box that measured 10" x 10"; they do not make full pies, only individual sized pizzas. That could have been conveyed to me on the phone! I was also bitter that they did not take VISA and I had to run and get cash, as the other 2 hungry girls were locked in my dark cold car outside. And I most disappointed in the taste. My ten year old described it as chewy and miniature. My husband said it tasted like "spaghetti sauce on bread." I thought it was salty and burnt. All in all a complete disappointment.
The photo above shows how teeny tiny the slices are, as my daughter's miniature four year old hands are bigger than the crust! It made me miss that dollhouse store called "Little Treasures" that was driven out of town due to high rent. It was a great store and the site has been empty for about 4 years...maybe I can convince Star Tavern to open a franchised outpost in a key Broad Street locale. Or is Westfield just missing the point entirely?
So I'm back to square one and really need your help! I have 2 kids and we eat a lot of pizza. Birthday parties, playdates, Friday night dinners. I really can't expect to drive to Manhattan or Orange, NJ or even Elizabeth to indulge our need for a good slice. So I am turning to you, my faithful readers and fellow foodies, to tell me what you like in town.
If you care to comment, please do so in the box marked "comments" below. Thanks for listening and happy eating!
-WF